I'm not going to claim that I have tried MeatWater. I'm not going to claim I will try MeatWater either. I'm a big fan of trying things before you eliminate them as a bad idea but this is too off putting for even me.
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Just when we all thought that Baconaise was the worst idea ever, (As illustrated above my Jon Stewart at the 1 minute mark.) some fad marketer came up with something even more repulsive. Now I like bacon. I don't LOVE bacon. Making a bacon explosion has forever cured me from a love of bacon. (Except when you put a fried egg on top, it actually makes it edible.) But adding bacon to something isn't a universal cure, bacon doesn't make everything better. DEAL WITH IT! I'm not adding bacon smell to Windex, I'm not making bacon flavored handsoap, I'm not putting a bacon air freshener in my car and I'm not adding bacon to my sports drink. This also counts for any other meat. It's a terrible idea. /rant
But luckily for the inventor like everything else grotesque in the internet age enough people will buy it out of morbid curiosity so that he can make a good quarter of profit before calling it a day.
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